I Wanna Date a Millennial

© 2021 – Matthew Moran
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I wanna date a millennial
Fill up on designer tea and tofu
Endure my peers, their disapproving glances
Is it the years or the yoga pants

I wanna date some old hippie chick
Long gray hair and a painted hiking stick
Who still believes that love is all you need
And in smoking dope and nudity

I wanna date a generation Y
I’m not really sure of my reasons why
Lost somewhere between X and the end
Maybe she can encourage me to love again

I wanna date almost anyone
Who can help me enjoy some inappropriate fun
Laughing when they know it’s not allowed
And won’t respond with a frown or scowl

I wanna date my younger self
Practice self love and some mental health
Help him recognize the value of each day
Take this regret and wash it away